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How To Effectively Hide Your Boner In Public?

How would you feel if something unexpected happened? Like having a boner! Yes, it is. Unexpectedly having a boner, whether it is intentional or not. It is not-that-good feeling if you have it while living with someone, or just simply talking to someone. It would be some sort of a shame on you to them, right? But, that would be more amplified if you are in a public place, isn’t it? So, when you had boner in public, just try these tips:

  1. Put your hands in your pockets. Place your hands near the “area”, and pretend that you are only putting your hands in that “area”. When someone asked you why your hands are there, tell them that you just wanted it to be there.
  2. If you are in a house with someone, pretend that you wanted to be a humpback person for a certain period of time. It would be more effective if you would do tip # 1.
  3. If you are in a house with someone, pretend that you broke your back, while doing tip # 1.
  4. As much as possible, refrain from standing up, because it would be too obvious if you stand up.
  5. If you are lying on a bed with someone, try to lie like a baby – legs up, so that it won’t be too obvious. But, be careful. Your “thing” might get hurt.

REMINDER: Do not ever ever fold your hands near the “area”. It won’t hide your boner.

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